Black Out at Master Roshi's!
By: §åî¥åñ
(Saiyan)
Disclaimer: I own nothing!!!!
Summary: The power goes out at Master Roshi’s while the everyone is having a
get together
Rating-pg
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What just happened?
The lights went out.
Well, no duh.
Hey, who is this?
Get your hands off me!
Oh. Sorry, Bulma.
You had better be sorry.
I’m sorry.
You already said that.
Oh.
Hey, who’s this girl? She’s got a nice ass.
Get your hands off my ass, Asshole!
Hey, don’t hit me!
Wow. You just knocked out Trunks.
Whoops. Sorry, Son.
Stop touching me!
Chi-Chi-Chi-Chi?
Yes. Is that you, Goku?
No. But I don’t mind.
Aagh! Don’t you kiss me!
Why are you hitting me, honey?
Oh. Sorry, Goku.
Who’d I just sit on?
Ugh. Yajirobe, what did you have to eat for lunch?
Um... sixty pounds of Fish. Why?
Yuck. I think I’m gonna throw up.
NOT ON ME, YOU DON’T!
Hey, who’s that?
It’s just me.
Yamcha?
Yeah. I got a flashlight.
Turn that thing off, Yamcha! You’re blinding me.
Sorry.
Yamcha, get off of my foot.
Sorry.
Yamcha, get your elbow out of my stomach.
Sorry.
Show, turn the flashlight back on.
Okay.
Yamcha, you’re still on my foot.
Sorry.
Hey, what was that?
Just thunder.
Aah! I hate thunderstorms.
Why, you melt in the rain?
No I won't melt something even worse will happen, my mascara will run!!
I didn’t know that.
Don’t you wear cover girl?
No. I wear the no- name brand.
Wierdo.
I love thunderstorms!
You would, Piccolo.
Okay, everybody keep calm!
What happened?
Lightning struck the power line, that’s all.
AAAAAH!
I said, keep calm.
Nobody ever listens to you, Kami.
Shut up.
Shit, I gotta go.
Just hold it.
No, I really gotta go.
JUST HOLD IT!
Hey, maybe you shouldn’t drink so much beer, Tien.
Ah, whaddya you know?
Yeah, especially before a fight.
Where’s the bathroom?
I have no idea.
Don’t you know anything about Master Roshi's ?
Well I'm not here everyday!!
I know.
So, how am I supposed to know where the bathroom is?
No, I mean, I know where it is.
To hell with it. I just gotta go.
GET AWAY FROM ME!
Ha ha. Just kidding.
You’re sick, Tein.
Puar is afraid of the dark.
Great. Here he goes again.
Yamcha, a big strong guy like you should not be afraid of the dark.
I’m not. Puar is.
This is a classic case of transference.
A Namek should not major in psychology, either.
Shut up, Dende. You're not the Guardian of the earth, yet.
I want my mommy!
Who said that?
I think it was Vegeta.
Nah, that was just some asshole.
Right.
Musta been android.
Yeah, an android who sounds exactly like Vegeta.
Shut the hell up, Asshole!
Why does he call everyone ‘Asshole’?
’Cause he’s an asshole and doesn’t want people to know it.
I am not!
You are too!
Am not!
Are too!
Am not!
Are too!
Am not!
Are too!
Am not!
Are too!
Am not!
Are too!
You guys are acting like little kids. Now stop it.
OW!!!!
Well, the lights just went back on.
No shit, Sherlock.
Shut up.
The End
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