The MSTing of A Dream Come True
part 2
By: Majin Vegeta
Original Fic: Son Zelda

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::Music from a music box plays and soon a small sign that reads ‘A Dream Come True Puppet Show’ comes out of nowhere::
Kuno:  ::Has a Zelda puppet on his hands, speaking in a girlish type voice:: Oh woe, I am a poor maiden in distress, oh woe, I need help, oh woe.
Vegeta:  ::Walks in with a Gohan puppet on his hands, speaking in an overly dramatic voice:: Do not worry Zelda, I, the Great Saiyaman - even though I’m not in high school yet - will save you!
Kuno: Oh yay! I will be saved by the the Great Saiyaman - even though he can’t really be the Great Saiyaman until he goes to Orange Star High School - now! Yay!
::Dramatic music sounds as Lina comes in with a Kali puppet on her hands::
Lina:  ::Speaking is a stereotypical evil villain voice:: Mwa ::Pause:: ha ::Pause:: ha ::Pause:: ha ::Pause:: ha ::Pause:: ha! I, the mighty Prince of the Planet Kali - which has Saiyajins on it for some strange reason - will destroy you! Ha ::Pause:: ha ::Pause:: ha!
Vegeta: Oh no you will not! ::Makes the Gohan puppet kick the Kali puppet::
Lina: Oh no, I have been defeated by the Great Saiyaman - even though he can’t be the Great Saiyaman yet - oh tragedy! ::Makes the Kali puppet die::
Kuno:  ::Makes the Zelda puppet kiss the Gohan puppet::
::Everyone takes the puppets off of their hands then and Amelia walks in::
Amelia:  ::Using a voice that sounds exactly like the narrator of the Powerpuff Girls:: And so, the day has been saved once again, thanks to...THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!
::Flashing red lights go off::
Kuno: Fanfic sign!
::The four MSTers once again enter the screening room::

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> Goku told everyone to take hold of Zelda's arm once again. Piccolo complied, knowing Goku always knew the right thing.

Vegeta: Yeah right, Kakarotto makes tons of stupid mistakes.

> They all looked very silly,

Lina: No kidding, I mean did you see that Goku guy’s hair? I mean, *come* on, these Saiyajins really need to get new hair styles and *fast*!
Vegeta: You’re indirectly mocking me aren’t you? AHOU!
Lina: Oh, Mr. High and Mighty Saiyajin Prince does have a brain, who would have thought?
Vegeta: @&^%#%@^&%#&^#
Amelia: Lina-san, Vegeta-san...
Vegeta and Lina: SHUT UP AMELIA!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> and if anyone were to pass

Kuno: ...Go they would collect two hundred dollars.

> by they would have laughed out loud. They were all clinging to Zelda's arms,

Kuno: ....like Happosai clinging on to a pair of panties.

> but she only had two.

Amelia: Really? Two arms, wow, what will they think of next?

> She was right,

Vegeta: She was right, right about what?

> she had no more room for anyone else to accompany them.

Vegeta: Oh yeah, that.

> Time once again froze. Then Goku performed the Instant Transmission technique.

Lina: Whoopy, is that the most impressive thing this guy can do?

> Zelda had some company lying on the ground this time, for Bulma had never experienced something like that either. "Bulma, you alright? I had to do the same thing earlier. It'll take a little while for you to recover."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: I know this because I am now a doctor as well as an omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient author who can self-insert herself into fics *and* freeze time.

> She said this all pausing between words because she hadn't yet recovered either.

> "I'll be fine. Man,

Amelia: Oh no! Now Bulma-san is going through ‘Kuno-san’s acting “cool” stage’.
Kuno: You guys aren’t going to let me forget about that, are you?
Lina: Us? Let you forget about your stupidity? Never! ^_^
Kuno: Oi. ::Sweatdrops::

> you guys! How do you put up with that?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Gohan:: With lots and lots of barf bags.

> "Well, like I said to Zelda earlier, you guys aren't as strong as us,"

Lina: Krillin, those aren’t guys....

> Krillin said to Bulma. "Well, as soon as these two are ready, you want to

Kuno:  ::Imitating Krillin:: .....pop two pies into the stove for dessert?

> go find Kali? I know time has been frozen most of the time,

Amelia: I think the plot is also frozen like the time. I mean, this plot hasn’t gotten anywhere at all yet and we’re what...one third of the way through it?
Lina: Yeah well, it was never really a very good plot anyway.

> but he probably wants to expand his destruction."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Krillin:: ....cause you know, that’s all villains want to do and stuff.

> Bulma and Zelda weren't quite ready, but after about five minutes, they were once again off to find

Kuno: ....Carmen Sandiego.

> Kali. They even had to leave city limits

Everybody:  ::Gasp:: Oh no, not city limits!

> to find him. When they had searched for nearly half an hour,

Lina: At least the author knows how to keep the fic in the Dragonball Z time system.

> Bulma shouted, "Is that him!?"

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: No Bulma, that’s a street mime.

> She could also recognize a Saiyan when she saw one.

> They again saw what a human girl had pointed out was correct.

Kuno: Huh? That sentence lost me.

> There was a Ki blast frozen in mid-air aimed at a large building. "Well, what should we do?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Mirai Trunks:: Trap it in a giant Ki net...oh wait, that trick can only be used *once.* Ah well, I’m going back to the future now! Saynora!

> "Ok, all of you.

Kuno:  ::Imitating....whoever the person saying that was:: Oh, and you readers too.

> We are going to go down

Amelia:  ::Imitating an airplane pilot:: ......but we can’t go down in vain!

> there and fight if we have to."

> "What!?!?!?!" Bulma and Zelda said in fear. "How are we supposed to fight?

Vegeta:  ::Chuckles:: Oh come on now, this is pathetic. Why does everybody in this fic have the intelligence of Kakarotto? Even the woman is as smart as him. ::Chuckles:: This is *pathetic.*

> You are the strong ones here!"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda or Bulma, take your pick:: Oh....and you too Tien and Yamcha.

> They couldn't believe it!

Amelia: Well, they shouldn’t have gone to Ripley’s Believe It or Not if they weren’t going to believe anything.

> He expected them to fight! Against a Saiyan!

Lina: If I see one more exclamation point I’ll give ya something to fight against!

> <<Is he nuts?>>

Vegeta: Yes, Kakarotto is nuts, of the pistachio variety in fact.

> they both thought, as well as the rest of them.

Kuno: There goes the Z Senshi’s individuality, ::Waves:: bye bye individuality!

> "You guys, no offense, but

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: ....you suck!

> you can just kinda stand there. He was scared when there were only four of us. What do you think he'll do now?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: Oh you know, probably just beat everyone except for me up, then I’ll kill him of course.

> Goku said, knowing they were frightened, but he wanted to leave this world unharmed, free of battle.

Kuno: So, Goku is going to wipe out the entire Middle East?

> She unfroze time, and Kali freaked out.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Kali:: Ahhhhhhhh! I have got to get that cool thing that allows Max Steel to go turbo! I just gotta get it, I just gotta!!!!!

> "Arrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

Lina: I thought this was Kali talking, where did the pirate come from?

> How do you do that?!?!?!?!?"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: With an atomic stop watch.

> There was a loud explosion as Gok dived underneath the Ki blast and shot a larger one at it, knocking both inot the stratosphere.

Kuno: Phew, good thing Gok blasted that other Ki blast inot the stratosphere, because we all know Goku wasn’t going to be able to blast it into the stratosphere. Good ol’ Gok saved the day again.

> None of them even flinched. Even Zelda and Bulma didn't, wanting to scare Kali. "There's even
more of you now!? Stop that!"

Lina:  ::Imitating Kali:: Kami, you people reproduce faster than two rabbits in heat!

> "We'll stop when you stop destroying innocent people!"

Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: However, destroying guilty people is perfectly fine.

> They were all thinking the same thing Gohan had said.

Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: What the hell? Why am *I* so OOC in this moronic fic? I couldn’t care less about ‘innocent people’ being destroyed! AHOU!
Amelia: But Vegeta-san...
Vegeta:  ::Grumbles:: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP?
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> "If we have to fight, we are going to do it away from this place." Goku did not want to damage anything more. (Besides Kali, of course.)

> They all flew away. Zelda froze time with no one but Bulma. She had some experimenting to do.

Kuno: She had to find out the secret formula for Skittles. Trust me, a simple taste of the rainbow would not do for her experiment. Oh no, it would not do.

> "Zelda! What did you do? They're all just......stuck there!"

> "I think I could fly if I tried to concentrate my powers.

Everybody: Oh of course, she can do whatever she wants to.

> I'm going to try and somehow give some powers to you as well. If he sees that we can't fly, he'll know we can't fight him, and then what will we do?

Kuno: Ummmm, not fly away?

> Just, hang on a second."

Lina:  ::Using a monotone voice:: Oh no, the suspense is killing me.

> She concentrated for five minutes and....

Vegeta: ....she still couldn’t figure out those damn Cryptoquotes.

> fell over with exhaustion. She had tried too hard. She tried again, and............

Vegeta:  ::Imitating the author:: ....well, I’ll tell you as soon as these stupid periods go away.

> started to levitate!

> Bulma cried out, "Zelda! You're going to float away!"

> "Oh my Lord!

Amelia:  ::Imitating Kami:: *What?* Would you *stop* calling me already? Kami!

> I did it!" She floated down towards Bulma. "I guess all that time watching all of you taught me something!"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: And that lesson is, never try to stop a rampaging evil Saiyajin/android etc. if you’re a normal human. It will only end up in death or extreme pain.

> She was elated. She could fly!

Lina: Hmmm, that sounds like it came from Peter Pan for some odd reason.

> "Okay, now, this may hurt,

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: .....you. Don’t worry though, *I* won’t feel a thing!

> I don't know, I've never tried to do this. Give me your arm."

> She tentatively held out her hand. "Okay......What are you going to do?"

> "I am going to try and somehow let you fly."

Amelia:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....by attaching these clear wires to you.

> Zelda was glad Bulma trusted her so much to let her do this. Bulma didn't even know what she was going to do. She concentrated hard and bit her lip until it drew blood.

Everybody:  ::Blink:: Why?

> She paid her nouth no mind.

Vegeta: Nouth? What the hell is a nouth?
Lina: The way a person from Boston says ‘north’.
Vegeta: Ooooooh, that makes sense now.

> Bulma started to scream.

> Zelda would have but she knew she had to concentrate. They could see a bright jet

Amelia: Ladies and gentlemen, Delta Airlines have now entered the fic.

> of light traveling from Zelda's hand to Bulma's. Both of their entire bodies were glowing bright blue.

Kuno: Beware, toxic spill.

> Suddenly they both collapsed to the ground. After over ten minutes of them lying on the ground,
breathing heavily, Zelda slowly got up. "Are you okay? I'm sorry, but it had to be done."

Lina:  ::Rolls eyes:: I would have been a whole lot easier if they didn’t bring Bulma at all. Geez, that makes so little sense.

> "I think I'll be okay after a few more minutes.

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: So, I’ll be fine at the end of this paragraph. Well....I mean, the end of my sentence anyway.

> Man, that was tough." She slowly got up too. "Do you think it worked?"

> "I hope so. Otherwise, that was all for nothing." She steadily flew up from the ground, until she was above Bulma's height. "Why don't you try?" Bulma got about half a foot off the ground, and then fell to the ground once more.

> "Whoa. Whoa.

Vegeta: Why’s the woman ridding a horse now?

> That was weird. I'm going to try again." Zelda was still hovering a foot or two off the ground. Bulma suddenly rose above her.

> "You did it! Okay, let's go-"

> "Kick some Kali butt!" Bulma interrupted.

Amelia: That seems a wee bit OOC to me.

> "Man, are the guys gonna be surprised!" Zelda said with a smile. She unfroze time and the team took off after Goku and Kali.

> "What!" Gohan yelled with huge eyes. "You guys are.......flying! When did you learn to do that?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: When me and Bulma were listening to the song “I Believe I Can Fly”. It took us long, but we finally did it.

> Then he remembered Zelda's ability. He was impressed. She caught on quickly.

> "Just now," Bulma said, smiling despite the seriousness of the situation.

> "I'll explain later," Zelda said, struggling to keep up with the rest of them. "Let's just try to stay focused on Kali." She almost cried out when she saw a Ki trail behind her. It was so weird!

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda’s Ki trail:: Oh, and like you aren’t pal!

> They soon landed.

> Kali said, "Okay, which of you will fight me first? A Saiyan? A human? A woman? Who'll it be? I want to get this over with and report back."

> "I will fight you first," Goku said calmly. "I will not let this world be harmed anymore."

> "Alright. Let's go!" Kali was in a fighting stance. One hand was next to his face, his fingers curled, and the other was in front of his face, his first finger straight, the rest inclined.

Vegeta: What sort of new age martial arts stance is *that?* It’s entirely stupid.

> His left eyebrow was raised in curiosity of his newest opponent. Goku was not the first to strike. "Soul Shot!!!!"

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: Kali is going to fire his soul at Goku? Wouldn’t he be dead without his soul though?
Lina: Yep, but who cares? The sooner the baka dies, the sooner this fic ends.
Amelia: I hope he dies soon.
Lina: We all do Amelia, we all do.

> Kali cried. He gathered energy with his arms half-folded across his chest. He then slowly drew them away and turned his hands to face Goku. An incredibly large blue-yellow Ki blast shot at Goku. He was
almost not fast enough to dodge it. It grazed his side. The impact was almost enough to send him flying, but he stood his ground.

> "Kame......" Goku started. "Hame......." His hands were in a clam-shaped position. A ball of blue-white energy was slowly enlarging.

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Goku:: Uhhh what’s the next part again? It’s Kamehame....something. Ummmm isn’t it Kamehamehouse? No, that’s not it! DAMN IT!

> "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" It shot point-blank at Kali! It hit him in the foot, injuring him badly.

Kuno:  ::Imitating Dan Rathers:: ....thus ends the story of the soccer career of Kali, good night America.

> Of course, he would not admit it, but it hurt almost enough to stop him from fighting. Almost. He was on the ground for several minutes, but of course, Goku being the good guy, didn't hit him.

Vegeta:  ::Growls:: So it’s Kakarotto’s fault this fic will drag on and on. The next time I see him, I’ll punch him for that.
Amelia: But Vegeta-san, Goku-san didn’t really do that.
Vegeta: I don’t care, I’ll punch him anyway.
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrop::

> He shot a Ki blast at our hero. It was the largest any of the Z team had ever seen!! He had faked being down for so long and had been gathering energy. He was running out of energy, and fast. One more shot like that, and he was toast.

Lina: ....burnt toast.

> "Is that all you got?" Goku asked, amazed at the Ki blast. Saiyans were very good at bluffing, Zelda
thought. Goku shot a normal Ki blast at his enemy, for they were both running out of energy.

Lina: *Nani?* The freaking fight just started, how can they be running out of energy *already?*

> "Let's stop with the energy attacks. I'm running out and I know you are too. Let's just

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: .....settle our energy woes with solar and hydroelectric power.

> fight hand and foot."

Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: That’s called *melee* combat you idiot.

> "Alright," Kali said, glad he didn't have to point that out himself. Goku charged at Kali.

> He wasn't expecting that, so the headbutt to the stomach hit him head on. He had the wind knocked out of him, but he still managed a painful kick to Goku's own stomach. They both Zanzokened up into the air.

Vegeta: In other words, they flied.

> Kali kicked Goku again upward.

Lina:  ::Imitating a Spanish soccer sports caster:: Gooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

> He Zanzokened above him. He then intertwined his fingers and bashed them into Goku's head. Our
friend

Lina: ....and Goku too.

> was heading full-force towards the ground. He stopped himself less than 3 inches from it.

Amelia:  ::Imitating the over voice on an infomerical:: That’s right, he stopped *three inches* away from the ground. This is why Goku’s extra protection boots of Saiyajin manliness must be bought. Buy now in the next three seconds and we’ll throw in this foam Goku hair wig in for *free!*. This is normally a five dollar value, but we’re selling it for four dollars and ninety nine cents! That’s right, what an amazing deal. So, call now!

> Kali comtemplated another Soul Shot, but decided against it.

Kuno: ....because he already shot off his spare soul, the next one would be his main soul and he couldn’t bare to part with it.

> It might drain him too much.

> Goku charged, but Kali saw and flew upwards. Goku predicted this and Instant Transmissioned behind him and performed a well-placed kick in his kneepit

Vegeta: ......Knee pit? I never knew that the space under a knee even *had* a name.

> and broke Kali's leg. "Ahhhhhhhh!"

Lina:  ::Imitating Kali:: Real Monsters!

Note: Get it minna-san? I doubt you do, LOL. It’s a joke on an old Nickelodeon cartoon I remember watching called Ahhhhhh! Real Monsters, anyone else ever watch that ‘toon before? ^_^

> he screamed. He charged at Goku, but he was too fast and Instant Transmissioned away from the attack. "Damn you!!!!"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kali:: Damn you too the Temple of the Damned.....so you can make Death Knights in Warcraft II.

> Goku kicked Kali in the back and sent him spiraling downward to the ground.

> The evil Saiyan faceplanted

Amelia: Faceplanted? ::Blinks:: He planted his face in the ground? Hmmmm, I wonder what’s gonna grow?
Vegeta: Ahou, a faceplant is a skateboard trick that never was really popular.
Amelia: Ooooooh.

> himself and couldn't get up. "Dammit,"

Lina:  ::Imitating Kali:: Damnit, I can’t even spell ‘damnit’ right, DAMMIT!

> he muttered under his breath, furious he was beaten by a third-class Saiyan.

Vegeta: Oh come on, this sounds *exactly* like me except he has a different name. Come on now, how obvious can you be?
Kuno: Speaking of stuff like that, it’s break time!
::The four MSTers leave the screening room yet again::

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Lina:  ::Working feverishly on a machine::
Amelia:  ::Happens to walk in:: Konnichawa Lina-san! ::Blinks:: What’re doing?
Lina: Easy, I’m working feverishly on this machine.
Amelia: Yeah, I know that Lina-san...but why?
Lina: Oh simple, because I’m inventing a machine that can transfer powers to other people.
Amelia: Oh okay. ::Blinks again:: But why? We all have been stripped of our powers Lina-san.
Lina: I know, I’m just building it so I can transfer all of Majin’s powers to *me*!
Amelia: Ohhhhh, that makes sense I guess.
::A screen floats down with Majin’s wide grinning face on it::
MV: You raaaaaaaang oh kawaii one?
Lina:  ::Slight blush:: Speak of the devil. All right! ::Turns on the machine she made and it breaks down:: D’oh!
MV: Looks like your invention went down the hooooooole. ::Cackles:: Pity pity, kawaii Lina-chan! Oh well, sayonara! ::The screen goes back to where it came from::
Lina:  ::A vein pops out of her head:: GAAAAAH! I’LL MAKE HIM *SO* PAY FOR THIS!
::Red flashing lights go off::
Amelia: Lina-san, we got fanfic sign.
Lina:  ::Grumbles:: I SWEAR, I WILL GET MAJIN FOR THIS!
::The four MSTers enter the screening room once again::

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> "So, it looks like I won!

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: I’m the best hop-scotch player in the world! Yeehaw!

> Are you going to leave now?" Goku asked, knowing the answer would be no.

Amelia: Why did Goku-san even bother to ask then?
Vegeta: Simple, Kakarotto is...an AHOU!
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrop::

> If he was a prince, then his bloodline must be powerful.

Lina: Yeah sure, tell that to Ivan the Terrible’s son.

> The only to be king on Planet Vegeta was to be the strongest among them.

Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: Vegeta-sei doesn’t even exist anymore. Besides, this baka said he was from the planet ‘Kali’.
Lina: Looks like this fic also follows the tradition of Dragonball Z and it’s inconsistencies.
Vegeta: Guess so.

> "I will never give up! It would be an insult to my family's honor!!" Honor can make people funny sometimes,

Kuno: ....that’s why a samurai can make an *excellent* comedian, because they have so much honor they’re really funny.

> they all thought at once. He had been conserving his power while he was down and flew straight at Goku. He was hit head on and fell to the ground.

Vegeta: Good, I hope Kakarotto dies.
Amelia: Vegeta-san!
Vegeta: SHUT UP!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> <<I can not let this world's people suffer!>>

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: Maybe I should go up to Kaio’s planet so Kali can blow it up like Cell did.

> Goku thought, thinking of what on this Earth and any other planets he could do.

Kuno: Thanks a lot, you just ruined the cliche for me. What on Earth and any other planets....gah!
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrop:: Kuno-san, it’s not the end of the world.
Kuno: I know, but it makes me a bit sad.
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrop::

> "Hah! Giving up so easily? I would've expected more from a Saiyan!"

> "What?! You doubt the Saiyan race! How dare you!" Of course, that was Vegeta. He didn't give a flying rat's booty

Everybody:  ::Facefault::

> about this Zelda girl or her planet, but his pride was the only thing bigger than his ego.

Vegeta: Pride and ego are the *same exact thing.* They’re synonyms for Kami’s sake.
Kuno: Well, the author is right about your pride being bigger than your ego.
Vegeta:  ::Growls:: You dare insult me, the Prince of Saiyajins?
Kuno: Ummm no, I mean that pride has five letters and ego has three, so it’s bigger!
Vegeta: .....BAKA!
Lina:  ::Sweatdrop:: Oh brother.

> "I will fight you if pathetic

Lina: Let me guess...hmmmm Kakarotto?

> Kakarot

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Wow, how did I ever guess that?

> will not." Vegeta stepped up to Kali. "Someone move his body!" Oh, no, he didn't care about Goku, if
that's what you are thinking, he just didn't want him getting in his way. Of course, a Super Saiyan like Vegeta needs all the room he can get. "Let's do this." Vegeta had the advantage,

Vegeta: Well *duh.* I am obviously stronger than this moronic Kali guy.

> as Kali could only fight close-range, and Vegeta still had all his energy left, but he didn't care. He loved a new opponent, even if it was unfair.

> Kali pointed this out of course. Vegeta's reaction? "You should talk of fair! You come
to this world and it can't defend itself, and did you worry about fair then?

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: Where did Vegeta-san go, and why is Goku-san talking again?

> No, I didn't think so!" He was surprised at himself. <<Oh, no! Now they'll think I care!>>

Vegeta: .....
Lina: But, that doesn’t sound like the Vegeta that I’m stuck up here with. ::Growls:: Why can’t you be the Vegeta from *this* fic Vegetable?
Vegeta:  ::Growls:: SHUT THE HELL UP ANOREXIC!
Lina:  ::Punches Vegeta:: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT YOU BAKA!
Amelia: Lina-san, Veg-
Vegeta and Lina: SHUT UP AMELIA!
Amelia:  ::Guess what happens::

> "Well, okay, let's go," Kali said, resignedly, he just wanted to get this over with. Even if he did lose. Yes, a Saiyan who knew he would lose.

Kuno: .....doesn’t exist, stupid.

> He flew at Vegeta, but he dodged, Zanzokened behind him, and punched him with both hands in the back.

Kuno: With both hands? ::Sarcastically:: Wow, that’s an amazing martial arts move.
Vegeta:  ::Chuckles:: So amazing that you can’t do it, right?
Kuno: Fiend! How dare you mock me! Do you know who I am?
Vegeta: Yeah yeah, the White Snowflake or something.
Kuno: Heretic, guess again!
Vegeta: The Green Giant?
Kuno: Guess again cretin!
Vegeta: The Pink Pumpernickel? The Red Robot? The Yellow Yew? The Black Beaver? The Orange Oaf?
Kuno: No, no, no, no, and no you fool! I am Takewaki Kuno, the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School!
Vegeta: Oh I knew that all along, I just don’t care.
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::

> Kali went flying, and almost hit the others. He then flew slowly over to Vegeta. Vegeta thought he was
planning some cunning attack. However, Kali was just trying to trick him. He sped up, and puched Vegeta in the chest. Before it made contact, he caught it with his white gloved hand. He then turned his hand around and puched

Amelia: Phew, good thing Vegeta-san puched Kali, if he didn’t he just might be dead.

> him with his own two hands, and Kali's, now very bloodied, hand.

Lina:  ::Imitating a British person:: It’s a bloody bloody hand! Poppycock, I have no time for this! I’m off to go drink some tea. Pip pip, cheerio, toddles, and all that jazz!

> He was just letting Vegeta win now.

Vegeta: Yeah, sure. How stupid do you think I am, Saiyajins never just let anyone else win. This guy really *isn’t* a Saiyajin, is he?

> If he was going to die, at least it was at the hands of a Saiyan. Then he heard his father's voice in
his head,

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kali’s father’s voice:: Son, I need to tell you the secret technique that will let you win this battle. I call it the ‘Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on the Plain’ fist of death, it *will* work, trust me!
Everybody but Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::

> <<What are you doing, son? Letting yourself be beaten by someone who didn't try to defend his planet, but worked for it's destroyer?

Lina:  ::Imitating Kali’s father’s voice:: You know...Planet Kali or....Vegeta-sei...or ummm some planet like that.

> If you really cared about our honor, you would destroy him!>>

> "He's right,"

Everybody: No, he isn’t! Just die already

> Kali said to no one in particular, mostly himself.

Kuno: I bet Kali argues with himself too.

> "I cannot let myself die like this!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

Vegeta: How long can somebody possibly hold down the ‘a’ key? Geez.

> His hair turned a bright yellow,

Amelia: ....which is also known as blond/blonde.

> brighter than any of the others' had ever been. He had achieved a new level:  Super Saiyan 5!!

Vegeta:  ::Chuckles:: Well that’s funny, because there isn’t such a level. Besides, if he was Super Saiyajin 5 he’d have *black* hair and a really long red tail, just like Super Saiyajin 4. ::Scowls::

> Vegeta was blown away

Lina:  ::Imitating a German person:: Hahaha! Blitzkrieg succeeded!

> just by the force of the power. He landed right between Bulma and Zelda.

Vegeta: Oh, *of course.*

> No one else was going to volunteer to fight if they wanted to live.

> Mirai Trunks was next to step up.

Kuno: So, just an overview. Anyone who was going to volunteer to fight didn’t want to live and Mirai Trunks - who shouldn’t even *be* here mind you - stepped up. Okay, so I deduced he wants to die.
Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Gee thanks Detective Kuno.
Kuno: You’re very welcome.
Lina:  ::Sweatdrop::

> He felt he had to fight for his father. "Your rampage of evil is over, Kali! I will fight for those
who have tried and failed!"

Amelia:  ::Imitating Mirai Trunks:: In the name of the Moon I wi.....oh wait, I almost thought I was Sailor Moon there for a second. Gomen nasai Kali, let me start over.

> Maybe he was not at the same level as Kali, but if the power of the imposter king was enough to make someone go SSJ5, the rightful king ought to do the same.

Vegeta:  ::Blinks:: *I’m* the rightful King stupid. I’m still the Prince of the Saiyajins, or has that suddenly been forgotten?

> This time, Kali had the advantage. He should have lost a great deal of energy, but it was instead replenished tenfold.

Lina: ....and thus our hopes of Kali dying and this fic ending get flushed down the toilet.

> Trunks how low his chances were,

Amelia: Nani? Trunks-san how low his chances were? How do you how low something?

> but he had to at least try.

Kuno: ....to be all he can be and join the United States Army.

> He, too, had Saiyan blood running through his veins.

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Oh yay, it’s Dragonball Z biology class!

> And with it came that awful pride.

> "Let's do this!!!!" Kali said, armed now with his new power and the fear of his adversary.

Vegeta: Psct, why the hell is a big, bad, nonexistent SSJ5 afraid of Trunks?

> "Soooouuuuuuuulll Shooooooottttttttt!!!!!!!!"

Kuno: Five minutes later, Kali was still yelling out the name of his attack.

> he cried. An even bigger Ki blast than the one that hit Goku flew at an alarming speed towards Trunks. He dodged it, but
>

Vegeta:  ::Gasp:: Oh no, it’s a cliff hanger.

Note: Again, there was a big space for no apparent reason so....

> barely. It hit him in the left foot. The dust settled, and it was gone!

Lina: Well duh, when dust settles it goes away. That’s not something people usually get enthusiastic about, either.

> Trunks would have to manage with just one foot for a while. He looked down at his lower appendage, of lack thereof,

Amelia: Of lack thereof? Huh? What’s that mean?

> with disbelief. How could this happen?

Kuno: Easy, it was shot off by a ‘Soooouuuuuuuulll Shooooooottttttttt’. Wasn’t Trunks paying *any* attention while Kali was shouting out the name of his attack for five minutes?

> Could he fight with only his right foot?

Vegeta: Why are you asking us?

> He had to try some attack, anything that might hurt Kali.

Lina:  ::Imitating Mirai Trunks:: Take this! Paper Cut Attack!
Amelia:  ::Imitating Mirai Trunks:: Take this! White Out Attack!
Kuno:  ::Imitating Mirai Trunks as well:: Take this! Sending Elian Gonzalez Back to Cuba Attack!
Vegeta:  ::Ditto:: Take this! Awful Metal Music attack!

> "Masenko! HAAA!"

Kuno: Huh? So instead of attacking Kali, Trunks is just going to stand there and laugh at him? How....odd.

> Trunks shot a huge

Kuno: .....pair of his boxer shorts at Kali and he died.

> Masenko at his enemy. It hit him, and......didn't faze him at all.

Lina: And let me guess, if I cast a Laguna Blade on him he wouldn’t be cut in half.
Amelia: Probably not Lina-san.
Lina: How stupid.

> "Is that all? I thought you would perform better,

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Kali:: ....but you can’t do the Riverdance better than the Lord of the Dance, you suck!

> being the son of King Vegeta."

Vegeta: No, he’s my son. He isn’t the son of King Vegeta, because that is my father. You see, Vegeta is my father and I’m Vegeta, who is the father of Trunks. It’s all really simple.

> "We will

Kuno:  ::Singing:: ....we will, rock you! Sock you! Pick you up and drop you!

> defeat you. I know we will." Trunks knew when he would lose. He knew that if he did not beat him, Gohan, Piccolo, or maybe that strange new girl, Zelda, would triumph over Kali.

> "Is that so?" He asked in an annoyingly over-confident voice. "I don't think you are correct."

Lina:  ::Imitating Kali:: In fact, I even have the audacity to say that you’re wrong.

> He shot a small Ki blast at Trunks and sent him sprawling tens of yards away. He landed right next to his father, a very appropriate landing.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Triumph, the Insult Comic dog:: .....for me to poop on!

> Zelda and Bulma started to tend to the both of them, shielded from Kali's sight by Tien, Yamcha, and Piccolo. Bulma had a first-aid Capsule.

Lina: Is that anything like a first-aid kit?

> There was one little problem. They did not know what to do! There were only signs of unconciousness, no real signs of damage at all.

Vegeta: ....excluding Trunks’ foot that was blasted off and all.

> If someone were to come by, they would most likely

Kuno: ....be stupid tourists.

> think the two Saiyan were asleep.

> Gohan slipped

Kuno: .....and cracked his head open.

> behind Piccolo and began to help them, because he had been through this before. He showed the two
confused girls how to treat the wounds.

> "I will be next to fight." Piccolo's deep, gruff voice startled them all. "I will try my hardest."

Amelia:  ::Imitating Piccolo:: .....to take a bite out of crime.

> They were not surprised when they heard what he was doing. Piccolo liked a good fight. He hovered over to Kali, keeping a distance of a few yards. He got into a fighting stance. "So, you think I'm a low-class Namek, huh?

Vegeta: Yeah, basically that’s what I think.

> Well, see what this 'low-class Namek' can do!!!

Lina:  ::Imitating the announcer from Superman:: More powerful than a tadpole, faster than a speeding building, able to leap tall midgets in a single bound!

> Special Beam Cannon!!!!"

Vegeta: Ack! There are more FUNimation attack names again. ::Goes into a series of convulsions::
Amelia: Vegeta-san, are you okay?
Vegeta: No! You haven’t been FUNimationized like *I* have been, you don’t know what it’s like.
Amelia: Well, Fox is getting Slayers soon so....me and Lina-san will know what it’s like soon.
Lina: Don’t remind me about that Amelia. ::Shivers::
Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: You have a point, brat.

> He had been charging this while watching Vegeta and Trunks. Piccolo knew he would have to fight. An attack that looked like a purple and yellow corkscrew

Kuno: Ah, Piccolo is going to open Kali’s wine for him.

> flew at Kali. It hit him in the right arm

Kuno: ....not the wrong one, mind you.

> and there appeared a huge hole in it.

> "Damn you," he muttered under his breath. He had let his guard down after beating those three disgraces to the Saiyan race. That freaking Namek had hit him full-on. Ohh, he would get him, all right. He would get him good. Kali limped,

Vegeta: Limped? His arm has a hole in it, his legs don’t have any holes in them.

> though swiftly, at Piccolo and headbutted him in the stomach. It knocked to the ground.

Lina: It knocked who to the ground?

> He groaned, for the force of the attack was incredible.

Lina: ....and it was edible, and it was an egg.

> Plus, it was unexpected, and he had not much energy after that first attack. He did not know if he could fight any longer. Kali was a good fighter. He had good strategies, using brain and brawn, much like Vegeta.

Amelia: In fact, Kali seems to be a lot like Vegeta. Disturbingly like Vegeta, actually.

> "Aww, is the little Namek okay? Maybe a little kick'll get ya back up on your feet!"

> He kicked Piccolo in the face. Our Namekian Friend

Lina: Uhhhh Dende?

> began to bleed, but nothing like our blood.

Vegeta: ....he bled corn syrup.

> He then put a well-placed kick between Kali's legs.

Kuno: You know, just to keep it safe.

> He doubled over on the ground.

> Piccolo got up, tentatively, his leg was, not broken,

Kuno: ...it was even unbroken.

> but very injured.

> "I told you I'd show you what a Namek can do." He bent down and hoisted Kali up, only to punch him in the face, drawing blood from his mouth. He dropped him to the ground and walked away.

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: What kind of fighting strategy is walking away?

> "Mr. Piccolo! Look out!" He looked back to see another Soul Shot, and......

Lina: .....was pretty amazed since he hadn’t heard Kali shouting out the attack’s name for five minutes.

> was hit in the upper body. His left arm was hit off, and he fell over, unconcious as well as the others.

> Tien and Yamcha dragged him over to Zelda and Bulma, who pretty much had a mini-hospital going.

Kuno: Bulma and Zelda’s Mini-Hospital is *not* to be confused with the soap opera General Hospital, thank you.

> Gohan was nowhere to be seen, until they heard his voice from where Kali was: 

Kuno: You know, that isn’t a bad idea for a new children’s book series. If they liked ‘Where’s Waldo?’ they should love ‘Tell me Where Gohan is or Die’

> "That was a mistake.

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Gohan:: You’re supposed to carry the ‘5’ you jerk!

> My father, my friend, his father,

Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....his father’s father, his aunt’s cousin, his uncle’s friend’s mother’s brother’s pet dog, and most importantly, my hamster Gohan Jr. How dare you hurt Gohan Jr! GAHHH!

> and now my teacher. You will pay."

Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....preferably in yen, but *I* will except credit if you have it.

> Truth be told, he had gotten to like Zelda. Maybe he even lo-

Vegeta: ...loathed her? No biggy, everybody else does.

> No, no, now the fight. He did not want anything bad to happen to her or her planet.

> Zelda somehow sensed this and thought,

Amelia:  ::Imitating Zelda’s thought:: I can *so* be sued.

> <<Come on, Gohan. I know you can beat him. You're our last hope.>>

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....besides Yamcha, Tien, and Krillin of course.

> He heard her and was filled with new courage.

> Gohan said that all calmly, his Ki rising slowly.

Amelia: Said what all calmly?

> Kali did not notice because: 

Lina: ....he was fixing his toupee.
Vegeta: ....he was getting his weekly tongue scrapping.
Kuno: ....he was busy because he was entering the plot of ‘Fist of the North Star’ for no reason.
Amelia: ....he was singing a song about a rubber duck in a bathtub with two puppets.

> "What! A kid! You've got to be kidding me!

Lina:  ::Imitating Kali:: Get it? Kid, KIDding me! Hahaha! I’m so funny!

> You really think this little runt can beat me. This is all you have to offer:  A small boy. Well your planet is as good as ours now. You had better say your goodbyes."

Kuno: Auf Wiedersehen!
Vegeta: Sayonara!
Lina: Arrivederci!
Amelia: Au Revoir!

> They all had a feeling that this area wouldn't come off well after a fight between these two all-powerful Saiyans. They had seen previous Saiyan-on-Saiyan fights.

Lina: The tradition of things that sound wrong in this fic continues.

> "I will not let this world be destroyed!!

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....by industrial bureaucrats who don’t care about the environment! I will *so* get Captain Planet after you!

> You think you can just show up here and take over the planet? It's not going to happen!!!!!!" His hair turned yellow, only the first level.

Amelia: Only the first level of blond hair? ::Blinks:: So, his hair was only sandy blond now right?
Lina: Yep, that’s level one.

> He didn't want to expend too much energy; he knew this was a worthy opponent and would drain him of it. "Let's go!!!!! KameHameHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kuno: You know, Kamehameha I was a king of Hawaii at one time.
Vegeta: Where the hell did you learn that?
Kuno: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Vegeta:  ::Facefault:: Baka, don’t talk like that stupid fruitcake! ::Punches Kuno over the head::
Kuno: Owie. @_@

> He performed the same attack his father had done just a while earlier.

Lina: In other words, the author was too lazy to type it again.

> It missed him by less than an inch. Kali lucked out. "Is that all? I should have known, you are a mere boy!" Surely if he had made that remark to Vegeta, he would have reached the same level as he, maybe higher.

Vegeta: What? That sentence lost me.

> But Gohan being Gohan,

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: Did you think he was Piccolo or Goku?

> he didn't care one bit.

Lina: Ahhhh, apathy.

> They all believed what he said, but he was alarmed at the boy's power. He could feel the attack's power though it did not hit him.

Kuno: Yeah, sure he did.

> "Disenko!!!!!!"

Vegeta: Disenko? That sounds like a distant cousin of Masenko.

> Kali gathered energy with his arms halfway to his legs and spread apart. He then brought them together above his head. The separate parts were blue and yellow. When they were brought together, they meshed into green.

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Oh yay, now we have Dragonball Z art class.

> He then thrust his

Lina: Ewwww, that sounds wrong too.

> hands in front of him and forced the blast out. It hit Gohan in the stomach. It sent him to the ground clutching his stomach.

Kuno: Looks like Gohan has an upset stomach. We need to get him some Pepto-Bismol and fast!
Vegeta: It’s break time again.
::The four MSTers leave the screening room once again::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Amelia:  ::Reading a book entitled “Why Kali is not Vegeta”:: Wow, this book makes some sense.
::Suddenly Vegeta walks in::
Vegeta:  ::Scowls when he reads the title of the book Amelia is reading:: Ahou, why the hell are you reading some stupid book like that when it’s fairly obvious we’re not the same person?
Amelia:  ::Looks up at Vegeta:: Oh, hi Vegeta-san. I’m reading this book because it isn’t obvious, Kali seems to be exactly like you.
Vegeta: Good point.
::Suddenly a new screen flies down and it has the face of Kali on it::
Kali: Greetings MSTers, I am Kali the non-existent Super Saiyajin. I am here to tell you that I am a completely impossible character to create, nor does my existence make any sense to begin with. Thank you.
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrops:: Ahhhh okay.
Vegeta: Well, that was fairly stupid.
::The screen floats back up from where it came from::
Amelia: I guess I don’t need this book anymore.
Vegeta: Hold on ahou, who wrote that thing?
Amelia: Uhhhh ::Looks on the cover and her face turns blue:: Majin-san did Vegeta-san.
Vegeta: *NANI?* ::Grabs the book from Amelia and tosses it several hundred feet:: I’LL KILL THAT BAKA MAJIN!
::Suddenly some red flashing lights go off::
Amelia: Not right now Vegeta-san, we have fanfic sign!
::The four MSTers enter the screening room once again::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

> (Zelda mentally gasped. She was worried. She would fit right in wiht Chi-Chi.)

> He sat like that for a few minutes, waiting for what Kali might do to him. But Kali, curious, waited for Gohan to strike again.

Vegeta: That’s more like stupidity than curiosity.

> <<Man, this guy's tough,>> Gohan thought, contemplating his next move. <<I will have to

Kuno:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....move my rook in front of his bishop so I can get him in check.

> fight with my whole power.>> "Masenko!!!" he cried, using the same attack his friend, now lying on the ground, slowly coming to,

Lina: We get the *point.*

> had used.

> This time, the attack hit Kali in his own stomach.

Everyone:  ::Stifle gasps::

> It hit him extremely hard. It was enough to send him flying almost a hundred yards away. He screamed.

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: The detail in that last sentence *is* what keeps this whole fic going, I swear.

>"Damn you! How dare you

Amelia:  ::Imitating Kali:: .....make me watch Battlefield Earth!

> strike the universe's most powerful fighter!!!

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Kali:: Oh, and me too!

> I will get you for that!!" He shot a normal Ki blast at Gohan.

Kuno: A normal Ki blast? Hmmmm, I just think the author got tired of describing all the Ki blasts.

> He dodged it with all the ease in the world.

> Then, the blast began to follow him!

Kuno: My Kami, it’s a stalker blast!

> Everywhere he flew, there it was. He even traveled towards the others, much to their surprise and fright. He flew to Kali, hoping the blast would hit him, but Kali jumped out of the way. Gohan then flew into the lake nearby.

Lina: The lake that just popped up out of no where.

> The homing blast lost all of it's power. "Dammit!!!" Kali cried,

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Kali:: I twisted my Oreo the wrong way again! DAMNIT!

> in anguish for his blast could not hit a mere boy. "How could you do that?" <<Oh, well. I guess he is a
Saiyan. At least he's performed better than these other wusses.>>

Vegeta: Did I mention how much I *hate* this author?
Amelia: Several times Vegeta-san...
Vegeta: Well in case you forgot, I *really really really really* hate this author.

> "AHHHHHH! Masenko!!!! Ha!!" Gohan cried, using an attack that had hit once already.

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: It’s not like we didn’t know that or anything. We just read it two minutes ago.

> He thought, if it hit him once, maybe it would again. He was right. It engulfed Kali in all it's yellow energy glory.

Kuno: Yay, Kali is gonna die and the fic is gonna end! Excellent!

> He was blown away once again by a "mere boy's" attack.

> Kali kept going over in his head

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Kali:: Why are the Smurfs blue, why are the Smurfs blue, why are the Smurfs blue?

> (while he was flying, unwillingly) how could he let this eleven year-old Saiyan triumph over the Prince of Saiyans?

Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: *I’m* the Prince of the Saiyajins, for the last DAMN TIME! #&%@^&%#%^%

> What was he doing?

Lina: Simple, not dying. Why won’t this baka just *DIE* already? WHAT THE HELL, WHY CAN’T DRAGONBALL Z TIME GO FASTER? ::Screams:: It only took Fibrizo, the strongest Mazoku under Shabranigdo, about *four* episodes to die. How long did it take Cell to die? About twenty plus episodes! GAH!

> Why was he fighting this...this....boy?!? He thought, <<If he is going to make my father suffer, I will make his father suffer.>>

Kuno: Nani? Kali’s father isn’t even here is he? That makes no sense.

> He shot a Ki blast at the already injured Goku. It hit him in the hair.

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: Oh no, not my beloved hair! NOOOO! YOU WILL PAY YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD! DIE!

> No one can really aim that well when they've been blown backwards and their mind is clouded with thoughts of letting their father down.

Vegeta: ....except for Robin Hood.

> He finally landed, about a mile away. He started to curse that boy.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Kali:: I curse you to fall into the Spring of Drowned Chocolate Easter Rabbits!
::Everybody but Amelia sweatdrops::

> Then, "that boy"

Lina: ....who is not related to ‘My Girl’ of course.

> landed a few feet from him. He dared not approach any closer, for his Ki was incredible. He said to the fallen Saiyan, "Had enough? Are you ready to give up?" He might as well have not asked. Of course he was not going to give up.

> "I will never give up!

Kuno: D’oh!
Lina:  ::Screams:: JUST DIE ALREADY!!! MAKE THE TORTURE STOP, MAKE IT STOP!
Vegeta: Looks like the bitch is losing it.
Lina:  ::Punches Vegeta over the head:: WATCH IT VEGETABLE!!!
Vegeta: *&^#*^#*^$
Amelia: Stop figh-
Vegeta and Lina: SHUT UP AMELIA!
Amelia:  ::Pouts yet again::
::The voice of MV booms from nowhere once again::
Voice of MV: Hmmm, isn’t that a wee bit repetitive?
Vegeta and Lina: SHUT UP MAJIN!
Voice of MV: Uhhhh okay, chao!

> It would make me a disgrace. I could never return to Planet Kali."

Vegeta: I hate this made-up Saiyajin even more than this author.

> He said the last word with emphasis and shot a look at Vegeta. Vegeta had hurt him badly and he was not going to forgive him anytime soon.

Vegeta:  ::Sarcastically:: Boo hoo, deal with it.

> He punched Gohan in the face and it drew blood. Gohan would have cried out, but

Lina: ....he didn’t.

> that would only tell Kali he was afraid. "Is that all? You are Prince Kali, aren't you? Can't you do better than that?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kali:: Well I *could* summon white tigers with black strips on them like I do in my Las Vegas show....buuuuuut I don’t think I will today.

> <<There's that bluffing talent again,>> Zelda thought.

Kuno: There’s that pointless thought thing again.

> Gohan then punched Kali in the stomach with all the force he could muster.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Gohan:: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.

> "Ooooooofff,"

Vegeta: And now we go back to the thing where the author doesn’t know how to stop holding down a key again.

> Kali groaned. <<Why am I letting myself be beaten by a boy?

Lina: *Who* cares? As long as you get beaten soon! Hell, I don’t even care if Martina does it!

> How can I let this happen?>>

Kuno: These were the thoughts of Vince McMaghn after he saw the pathetic ratings for the XFL.

> He pointed his finger

Amelia:  ::Gasps:: Pointing is impolite and further more it is unjust!

> and shot

Lina: Bing bing bing, Ricochet Rabbit!

> Kali with a small Ki blast (to him, at least). It hit him with all the force it possibly could have. He doubled over, to Gohan's surprise.

Vegeta: JUST DIE ALREADY! DIE!

> <<Shouldn't he be doing better than this? Maybe that transformation really did drain him of some of his energy......>>

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....of course, it did give him ten times the energy he had before, and we all know he didn’t use that much energy yet. Ah well, I’ll just walk away and let him attack me when I least expect it. Tehehehe.

> They had not noticed, but Zelda and Bulma had, that Gohan and Kali were not really using their Ki. Bulma asked Zelda about this. "Why

Amelia:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....is the yellow brick road yellow? Why can’t it be green or blue or purple?

> aren't they using energy anymore?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Simple, they want to jack up energy prices.

> She replied, "They-"

> "Are starting to run out of it."

> "And if they use all of it, they will have none later."

Lina: But who cares? If they use all of that energy now, one of them is bound to be dead! GEEZ!

> Zelda and Bulma were astonished. Goku and Trunks had recovered so quickly.

Amelia: Funny, I didn’t even know that was Goku-san and Trunks-san talking.

> They both looked at Vegeta at the same time.

Kuno:  ::Plays dramatic music::

> He also added to the answer to Bulma's question.

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: Simple woman, the author doesn’t want them to.

> "Kali is more worried because he thinks he will crush Kakarot's half-breed. He wants to have enough energy for his next fight."

> "Wow, guys!" The two girls exclaimed in unison. "How do you do that?"

> "Do what?" Trunks asked Zelda, innocently.

> "Get better so quickly!" she said with her eyebrows raised.

> "I don't know.

Amelia:  ::Singing:: You can learn anything, if you take a look inside a book...it’s Reading Rainbow!
::Everybody but Amelia sweatdrops::
Lina: That joke didn’t make much sense Amelia.
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrop:: I know Lina-san.

> It's just always sort of happened."

> "It's in our blood, Zelda."

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Oh yay, back to Dragonball Z biology class again!

> Goku said with a smile on his face. "I guess Saiyans-"

> "We always recover at miraculous speeds. For once, Kakarot is right. It is in the Saiyan bloodline to recover because we get into battles. It's an adaptation."

Vegeta:  ::Chuckles:: I just realized something, you *pathetic* humans get into battles but you don’t adapt. How pitiful.
Lina: Well ::Crosses her arms:: at least *we* don’t have egos the size of Syluun.
Vegeta:  ::Glares at Lina:: Nobody asked you.
Lina:  ::Grins:: I’m in my ‘not caring’ mode right now. I *don’t care!*
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrop::

> She was surprised he had answered with such niceness, if not to Goku. <<Maybe he's beginning to get used to me?>>

Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: Don’t even tell me this is what I *think* it is.
Kuno: Well.....I don’t think it’s a romance fic for you Vegeta.
Vegeta: *GOOD.*

> she wondered, spacing out,

Kuno:  ::Imitating an astronaut:: Houston, we have a problem....again.
Lina:  ::Facefault:: Wow, that was cornier than usual.
Kuno: Thanks a lot. ::Sweatdrop::

> her eyes unfocusing.

> "Yo!

Everybody: ....MTV Raps!

Note: Me, pass up a chance like that? *Never!* ^_^ Hehe, I bet a few people even get that joke, if you watched MTV in the early 90’s you oughta to get it. ^_^

> Zelda! You're missing one heck of a fight here!" Goku shook her out of her crazy thoughts.

Kuno: And once again, that institutionalized thing comes up.

> He was right. Kali had kicked Gohan in the face. Gohan kicked upwards instinctively and Kali flew. He then Zanzokened behind him and bashed his head back towards the ground.

Vegeta:  ::Facefault:: Kakarotto is such an ahou, this is a typical Dragonball Z fight for Kami’s sake.

> The rest of Kali followed.

> Gohan flew with lightning-speed

Lina:  ::Shakes head sadly:: Gohan makes the Flash seem like another outdated super hero, pity.

> down to Kali. He snuck another Soul Shot out at Gohan.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Kali:: Okay, that’s the fifth soul I shot out. Hmmm, I only have two left...better be careful with those.

> It hit him with such force

Kuno:  ::Makes light- saber swishing sounds::

> that it knocked him out and blew him

Lina: That sounds the worst so far.

> into the mini-hospital.

> Zelda thought, <<Oh,

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda while singing:: ...where oh where can my little dog be? Oh where oh where can he be?
::Everybody but Vegeta sweatdrops::

> crap! What will we do!

Lina: Isn’t that an old show that used to be on Nickelodeon?
Kuno: No, I believe that was ‘What Would You Do?’
Lina: Oh yeah, that’s right!

> With Gohan and everyone else gone, how will we defeat Kali!?>>

Amelia: Easy, get a giant eraser.

> All the others were thinking

Vegeta:  ::Gasps:: You mean, the others can think? ::Sarcastically:: Amazing.

> pretty much the same thing. (Besides Vegeta, of course.)

> "Well, it looks like I win!

Kuno:  ::Imitating Kali/Mojojojo:: I win because it is you who have lost to me, the mighty Kali! Hahahaha! I almost lost to you but I did not lose because I have won! That is right! Mwahahahaha!

> Kiss your pitiful planet goodbye!"

Lina: Okay. ::Blows a kiss at the screen:: Bye bye planet!
::The voice of MV can be heard::
Voice of MV:  ::Squeals:: Kawaii!!!!! Lina-chan you are *so* kawaii!
Lina:  ::Blushes::
Voice of MV: Anyway, back to my plans of capturing all the world’s bishojo to make them into my personal concubines, and get one of them to marry me. Hmmmm, that sounds familiar. Ah well! Hmmmm, I wonder if Ukyo would like me? Hmmmm, or maybe Ryoko or Lum or....*Lina-chan!!!!!*
Lina:  ::Sweatdrop:: Crackpot.

> "NOOO!"

Everybody: Ummm, yes!

> <<Crap!>> Zelda yelled out before she knew was doing.

Vegeta:  ::Sarcastically:: I’m glad this is written so well.
Amelia: So said Vegeta before he knew was doing.
Vegeta: Uhhh, riiiight. Ahou!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> "You can't destroy my planet!

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Leave that to all of the politicians who destroy the environment!

> I will not let you!!!"

Lina:  ::Mutters:: Will someone just kill Kali already? Or better yet, will Kali just destroy the world and shut the hell up?

> "A girl! This is all you have to protect your planet! Well, let's get this over with. Say goodbye to your friends, woman!"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Bye Mr. Invisible Dancing Cow. See ya Mr. Talking Cat. Sayonara Mr. Brain Eating Zombie.

> He had a smirk on his face that was extremely annoying.

> "Good will prevail!!!"

Amelia:  ::Stands up all valiant like in her chair:: That’s right, Zelda-san is right! Good will always prevail over evil!
Lina: Oh great....the broken record that is Amelia has started anew.
Amelia:  ::Insert dramatic justice speech here::

> She was very scared. How was she going to defend herself, let alone, her planet, against a SSJ5!

Kuno: Uhhhhh, by freezing time and beating up Kali then?

> She decided to try and use her powers to fight Kali. Zelda began to power up,

Vegeta:  ::Imitating a narrator:: ....but first, we have to show you this cool trick Oolong can do! Wow, he can change form! Isn’t it amazing?

> leaving Kali wondering what this girl could possibly have to offer. All of a sudden Zelda shot a blue-white jet of light from her finger that looked surprisingly like a narrow KameHameHa. It hit Kali in the arm that didn't already have a hole in it. (Left)

Lina: And you couldn’t just say it hit him in the left arm.....why exactly?

> Kali now had matching holes in his arms.

Amelia: Oh look, it’s Martha Stewart’s ‘hole in your arms’ collection!

> "How dare you!" <<First that Saiyan boy, now a mere female. What an insult to my heritage, fighting children,>> Kali thought, angered. Children!

Kuno: Right about now would be a bad time to tell Kali that he too was a child, huh?

> "I will help my planet! I will not let it be destroyed by the likes of you!"

Vegeta:  ::Rolls eyes:: Suddenly I have the uncontrollable urge to throw up.

> She brought her hands halfway to her sides.

Amelia: Oh look, Zelda-san is trying out to be Sailor Moon!

> She shut her eyes,

Amelia: Oh, and now Zelda-san is trying out to be Xelloss-san or Chichiri-san....I’m not sure.

> clearing her mind. She let the thoughts of her world being destroyed after everyone had failed flow into her brain.

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: KAMI, YOU GUYS SUCK! MY GRANDMOTHER CAN FIGHT BETTER THAN YOU!

> The anger boiling up inside her was incredible. Suddenly, lightning began to crackle

Kuno: Snap, crackle, pop!

> in her palms. She raised her hands, it was as if she had always known what to do at this point, above her head. Zelda shouted, "Lightning Blast!!"

Vegeta: Oh look, it’s a human lightning rod. ::Sarcastically:: Whoopy, all you have to do is stand under a tree to do *that.*

> and her hands found their way in front of her body. All the blue-green lightning that had been gathering shot at Kali. It hit the Saiyan in the stomach. He groaned and doubled over.

Lina: Why the hell won’t people stop doubling over already?

> How could that girl have done this to him?

Amelia: Simple, she took lots of meteorology classes.

> Kali did not see how this...female could bring an all-powerful Saiyan Prince to his knees.

Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: HE CAN’T BE A DAMN SAIYAJIN PRINCE, SO SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!

> He thought that he should at least try for an energy attack. He again brought his hands halfway to his knees. "Disenko!!!" Another green energy blast flew at his adversary.

Everybody:  ::Unenthused:: Yay.

> She dodged it. Almost.

Vegeta: Why the hell didn’t she just freeze time? Is she *stupid?*

> It hit Zelda in the arm, knocking her right hand off and away towards the others, recovering.

Lina:  ::Arches eyebrows:: I’m sorry, *what was that?*

> She was surprised at herself. She didn't think she would be able to dodge any of his attacks.

Lina: But the fic said her right hand was knocked off....how’s that dodging? I’m so confused.

> Zelda doubted that she could move that fast again very soon. Her doubts were put to the test. Kali flew at her, now with a broken leg, missing a foot, and with a hole in each arm.

Kuno: Why won’t he just give up already? ::Sighs::

> She then remembered that she could fly as well.

Vegeta:  ::Shrugs:: Whoever can’t fly is a big loser.
Lina: Yeah, you’re right for once.
Amelia: I don’t agree with the big loser part, but whoever can’t fly needs to learn.
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrops:: You all know I can’t fly, don’t you?
::Vegeta and Lina smirk, Amelia just blinks twice::
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::

> Zelda flew upwards,

Amelia: Well, it would be pretty hard to fly into the ground.

> but not quickly enough. Kali grabbed her foot. He swung her downwards towards the ground.

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: Yeah, downwards is usually towards the ground. We established that fact already, thanks.

> She then grabbed her enemy's foot and they tumbled into the air in a circle.

Everybody:  ::Sweatdrop::

> Zelda decided to try her luck at physical attacks. She punched Kali in the face.

Vegeta: ....Kali then promptly died and the fic ended. Soon, we left here and got off of this crappy satellite. Then, I beat the crap out of Majin several times. The end.
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrop:: Vegeta-san, I don’t think we’re *that* lucky.
Vegeta: Damnit!

> He flew up and it hit him

Lina: That would be nice if we knew what ‘it’ was. Ah well, who cares? I don’t, as long as this stupid fic ends soon I won’t have to hurt anybody.

> in the knee that was broken. He screamed out.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Kali/prepubescent girl who voted for someone on TRL:: AHHHHHH! KALI IS LIKE THE HOTTEST MADE UP CHARACTER *EVER* THAT IS LIKE I TOTALLY VOTED FOR HIM! WHOOOOOOO!
::Everybody except for Amelia sweatdrops several times as that was wrong on so many different levels::

> She couldn't believe it!

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: It wasn’t really butter! ::Gasps:: Wow, I can’t believe it’s not butter!

> Her punch had actually hurt Kali. She was as surprised as she was when Goku had told her she had a Ki signature at all, let alone a large one.

Kuno:  ::Imitating a teacher in detention:: And if you don’t remember how surprised she was then, write this on the blackboard:  “I will not forget how surprised Zelda was at the beginning of this fic.”

> Kali kicked Zelda in her own face.

Lina:  ::Gasp:: You mean, Zelda has her very own face? ::Sarcastically:: I’m so envious.

> She thought she would cry out when she saw the foot coming, but when it connected, she found it
didn't really hurt that much.

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Oh no, getting kicked in the face doesn’t hurt too much *at all*.

> So, she decided to try again. She tried for a headbutt to the stomach. He flew up and kicked her in the face. This time, she screamed.

Vegeta: *Good.* It’s supposed to hurt.

> It was the most powerful thing she had ever felt.

Kuno: ...if you don’t count that Busch Beer she drank last night. ::Imitating a poor hillbilly:: Whooie, Busch Beer is the darn tootin’ bestest!

> She could not believe how the Z fighters

Vegeta:  ::Cough:: *Senshi* ::Cough::

> could put up with this every time they fought.

Lina: Hmmm, maybe the fact that half of them are aliens helps a little. Or maybe it’s the little fact that they train almost all the time.

> She began to gather dark blue energy in her palms with her hands spread out above her head. The separate balls of energy soon converged into one huge ball of energy, constantly growing upward. Zelda threw the blast at Kali. It missed Kali,

Lina:  ::Looks up into the air:: Why Kami, why? Do you hate me that much?
::A loud voice resounds through the screening room::
Loud Voice: No, but I can’t do anything about it. I’m a busy entity you know.
Lina: Oh, okay good. See ya Kami!
Loud Voice: How did you know it was me?
Lina: Lucky guess.
Voice of Kami: Oh, yeah I knew that....I’m Kami after all.

> but barely. It almost hit him, less than a foot away from him, but it scared him.

> She could see this, and used it to her advantage. She flew up to him, swiftly, and punched him in the face. He was so scared of the previous attack that he did not notice her flying up to him.

Vegeta: How the hell can you *not* notice something like that?

> When reality hit him,

Amelia:  ::Imitating reality:: Take this! ::Makes a punching sound::
Kuno:  ::Imitating a boxing referee:: And the winner is, Reality by Knockout!
::Lina and Vegeta make audience type cheers::

> he felt it, and then realized that it was the "mere girl." He punched Zelda in her face. She hardly
felt it, elated that she was winning the fight.

Vegeta:  ::Smirks:: Yeah sure, she can win the fight but two Saiyajins, mind you the two most powerful characters on this show, Kakarotto and *I*, and two demi-Saiyajins are no chance against him. ::Rolls eyes::

> She kicked Kali in the arm, right near the hole.

Amelia:  ::Starts cheering:: Ra-ra-ree, kick him in the knee. Ra-ra-rall, kick him in the other knee!

> That made it hurt even more. Zelda used the pain she had just caused as surprise and punched him in the nose. He started to bleed, badly.

Lina:  ::Gasp:: You mean....guys in anime have nose bleeds even when they’re not sexually aroused? ::Sarcastically:: Amazing, we need to alert the authors of the Anime Laws about this.

> She stood by for about a minute, waiting for him to get up and continue.

Vegeta:  ::Rolls eyes:: That is the single most idiotic tactic I have ever seen.

> When he finally did, he punched her in the left kneecap (He was still on the ground) and they all heard the crack.

Kuno: Instead of the infamous ‘Shot Heard Around the World’, this fic has the not as notorious ‘Crack Heard Around the World.’

> She screamed and kicked him in the face, hard.

Lina: And there was much rejoicing.
Everybody but Lina: Yay!

> She was dangerous when provoked.

> Kali was recovering, and fast. Zelda was worried. What could she do when he fully recovered?

Vegeta: I don’t care, as long as one side loses I don’t give a damn. Hell, I don’t even care if *I* die in this fic anymore.

> <<I had better hit him while he is still not fast enough to dodge.>>

Lina:  ::Sarcastically:: Gee, you think Einstein?
Amelia: Minna-san, it’s that time again.
::The MSTers leave the screening room *yet* again::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kuno:  ::Sitting down next to Lina while drinking a small cup of coffee:: Man, this fic is making me tired.
Lina:  ::Nods:: And extremely bored, I think Majin finally hit the nail on the point. He finally got something that’s truly torturous this time....the baka.
Kuno:  ::Almost spits out his coffee:: I won’t talk like that, you know Majin can send....*worse.*
Lina:  ::Shivers about the thought:: Good point, good point. I’ll just keep my mouth shut when it comes to the fic.
Kuno: Right.
::Majin’s screen floats down quietly behind Lina::
MV: You *do* know that I know everything you’re saying right? ::Snicker::
Lina:  ::Face goes blue as she turns around:: GAH! IT’S YOU! YOU AHOU!
MV: Hiya Lina-chan! Anyway guys, about this next fic....I’m thinking about doing a special.
Kuno: Oh, that can never be good.
MV: Quiet Kuno, it doesn’t involve Sasami lemons or whatnot....unless you want it to. ::Smirks::
Kuno: No! No! Not that!
MV: Thought so.
Lina: Just get on with it.
MV: Okay kawaii Lina-chan. ::Grins:: Anyway, the next MST is going to involve-
::Majin gets cut off by the flashing lights::
MV: Oh well, guess you have to wait. You got fanfic sign! ::Screen goes back to where it belongs::
::The four MSTers enter the screening room once more::

Note: Just to clear things up, ummmm I’m probably not going to do a special. ::Sweatdrop::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

> "Soul Shot!!"

Vegeta:  ::Singing:: The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal. ::Stops singing:: But he left Georgia when he found Kali’s soul.

> She hadn't a chance to hit him, he hit her first. It covered Zelda completely.

Lina: Yeah! Somebody is winning! Good!
Amelia: Lina-san, that’s unjust. You know the person on the side of justice always wins.
Lina: Yeah yeah.

> She was hidden in the blue-yellow blast. She emerged after the dust settled, bloodied and bruised. She could hardly believe it!

Everybody: Believe it.

> The blast was even more powerful than that first kick.

Kuno: And just for a recap, that first kick was more powerful than a....errr a weak kick.

> She felt for Goku and Vegeta and the others.

Lina: That right there, that also sounds very messed up.

> Now she knew what it felt like.

Lina: Again, that too sounded very messed up.

> Zelda would have to get him for that; hitting her and for the others. "Lightning Blast!!" she cried, after the thoughts of the pain and of what the others had experienced had made her so angry she had to do something to vent her anger. It hit Kali for the second time. He was blown backwards, about fifty yards away. She struggled to keep up with him. She was baffled her attack was this powerful.

Vegeta:  ::Sarcastically:: Yeah, I bet.

> When they both landed, she kicked him in the face once again. His lip split

Kuno: Oh look, Kali’s lip is having a Civil War.

> and started to bleed. "You see! This is what happens when you mess with the Earth!

Kuno: Uhhhhhh, why do humans always overcome far superior alien beings?
Amelia: Kuno-san, it’s because we have good hearts. ::Gets a pretty red background behind her::Kuno: Uhhhh, okay.

> You had better add one to that list of Saiyans who tried and failed."

Vegeta: I then promptly powered up to a new level of Super Saiyajin and killed both Kali *and* Zelda. The end.

>

Lina: Oh look, yet another pointless space.

Note: Still not ignoring those spaces. ^_^

> Kali jumped up

Amelia:  ::Smiles:: Yay! Kali’s in aerobics class!

> and backed away, now aware that this enemy was not one to be trifled

Lina: Trifle? Oh no....I hope Majin doesn’t take that the...
::The voice of MV booms from nowhere yet again::
Voice of MV: Trifle eh? As in a person you don’t care about....as in a mistress? As in concubine? As in my kawaii bishojo becoming my personal concubines? Hehehe, yes yes yes yes yes! That is a *must!*
Lina:  ::Grunts:: MAJIN, I’M GONNA KILL YOU!
Voice of MV: Awwww, you’re the kawaiiest when your mad Lina-chan. ::Using the same tone people use to talk to babies:: Yes you are, yes you are!
Lina:  ::Slight blush and sweatdrop:: I SWEAR, I WILL!
Voice of MV: Okie dokie, I’ll see you in my harem later! ::Cackle:: Toddles!
Lina: I WILL *KILL* HIM!!!!!!

> with. He yelled, to Zelda's surprise,

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: How surprising is it to hear someone yell? All you need to do is listen.

> "Disenko!!" Again, he gathered energy and fired the blast at Zelda. She dodged it, but barely.
It would have hit her in the right hand if she still had one, but it passed right by.

Lina:  ::Monotone:: Whoopy.

> Zelda tried another Lightning Blast. It missed her target. He jumped up out of the way. It hit a large hill that was behind him.

Vegeta: This has to be on a pre-school reading level, at least.

> Kali gathered another Soul Shot.

Vegeta: How many damn souls does this guy have?

> He shot it out and.....it

Lina: ....killed Zelda, Kali then destroyed the world. The end.

> enveloped Zelda!

Lina: Damnit!

> She emerged, unscathed, but with Kali's Soul Shot above her head, mixed with her own Lightning Blast.

Amelia: How could Zelda-san do that? This doesn’t make any sense.

> There was a huge ball of green energy, with lightning bolts jumping around it. She hurled it at Kali.
It hit him full-force.

Kuno: It hit him full-force eh? Lucky Kali, at least he didn’t get hit *with* full-force. He just might be dead then.

> He blew away

Vegeta: Good, he’s *finally* dead! Thank Kami!

> and up, breaking apart. Literally!

Amelia: Funny, I almost though she meant Kali broke apart figuratively. ::Sarcastically:: I wouldn't have guessed a big blast like that would be capable of blowing someone up literally.
Lina: Geez, this fic has even turned Amelia sarcastic? What’s next, Kuno becoming less corny and more intelligent?
Kuno: Hey!

> The mixture of the two attacks must have been too much for him to take.

Vegeta: *DUH*

> He must have been more vulnerable to the attack he had invented than any other.

Everyone:  ::Sweatdrop::

> "I'll get you for this!!" he cried, just before he disentegrated.

> Zelda collapsed to the ground. Combining those attacks, all that energy, in her hands, had been too much for her to take. She had been counting on that last attack to hit and kill him. If it hadn't, she would not be able to fight any longer. The others rushed over to help her. (Well, Trunks arrived there after the others, for obvious reasons.)

Vegeta: Hmmmm, probably because he went back to the future and got his foot amputated.

> "Wow, Zelda!!

Lina: Oh here we go. Now we enter ‘Mary-Sue Worshiping Mode.’

> How did you do that?

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Oh you know, I have the same powers as you guys do even though I haven’t trained at all and the fact that I’m not Saiyajin or anything. In fact, I’m probably more powerful than Goku is.

> You have to teach me how to!"

Lina:  ::Singing:: We don’t need no education, we don’t need no thought control. No dark star chasm in the classroom. Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone!

> Gohan was first to speak to the victor.

> "Maybe later, Gohan. It'd be kind of tough seeing as I'm totally worn out !" she said this with mock anger. "I kinda just want to sit down and rest for a while." They were more than happy to let her. She had just destroyed Kali after Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Piccolo, and Gohan could not!

Vegeta:  ::Sarcastically:: Yeah, that’s very likely.

> "Let's all just let her. She's just had a really hard fight." Goku picked her up. She fell limply.

Amelia: Say ‘limply’ ten times fast!
Lina: Limply limply limply limply limply limply limply limply limply limply!
Amelia:  ::Blinks:: You didn’t have any trouble at all Lina-san? How come?
Lina: Simple, I *am* the sorcery genius Lina Inverse after all.
Amelia: Oh yeah.

> Goku put his two first fingers to his forehead.

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: Oh man, do I have a headache! Must take Advil!

> He performed the Instant Transmisison. They all flew back to Capsule Corp.

Vegeta: Good, the fic is about to end.

> Bulma sure was happy. She didn't have to be carried this time.
>

Vegeta: Finally, it’s over!
Lina: Ummm Vegeta...
Vegeta:  ::Gets ready to leave::
Lina: Vegeta...
Vegeta:  ::Blinks:: NANI?
Lina: It isn’t over yet.
Vegeta: DAMNIT!

> ***********************************************************************

Amelia: All of those asterisks make me dizzy. @_@
Kuno: Hmmmm, I see that holding down a key pattern never stopped.

> When they arrived, Mrs. Briefs was standing outside. Of course, she offered them......

Vegeta: ....’special’ brownies.

> cookies!!

Vegeta: Those too.

> They declined the offer.

Lina: How can anybody decline *food?* ::Starts drooling:: Hmmmmm, cookies.

> Bulma told her mother they were all going inside.

> Piccolo had to bend over to fit through the door.

Kuno: You’d think Capsule Corp. would have doors that are tall enough, but nooooo.

> "Zelda, you want to sit on the couch? We can watch the T.V."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Bulma:: It’s this newfangled invention me and my dad made yesterday.

> Bulma led them all to the living room. She helped Zelda over to the couch. They all sat down. A few of them sat on the floor.

Everybody:  ::Mock gasp::

> "Thank you. Man, that really wipes you out.

Lina:  ::Singing:: WIPE-OUT! ::Starts doing some cool guitar riffs::

> I guess you guys can relate."

> "Yeah, we have kinda gotten used to it." Gohan said to her.

> "I don't know about you, but it still wipes me out." Krillin said with a smile on his face.

Vegeta: Did that little midget even do anything besides watch the fight? I think not.

> "That was cool, Zelda, how you destroyed him. I would've never been able to do that."

> "Oh yeah, that was awesome. I agree with Krillin," Goku concurred.

> They didn't know that they were pretty much talking to themselves.

Vegeta:  ::Shrugs:: Never stopped the idiots before.

> Zelda had fallen asleep sitting up, and it looked like she was still awake.

Kuno: How exactly do you fall asleep with your eyes open?

> "Uh, guys! She's asleep!" Bulma pointed out what she alone had noticed.

> "Oh! Oops!" Goku said, putting his hand behind his head in his trademark pose. "We better stay quiet."

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: ....because this hunter guy said so. He said to be very quiet cause he’s hunting rabbits.

> In about five minutes, she woke up. "Ohh," she started, stretching. She was careful not to stretch too far to either side, or she would have bumped into Bulma or Goku. "That was a nice nap."

Everybody:  ::Facefault:: It was *five* minutes.

> She was full of newfound energy. "Sorry 'bout that. I just kinda had to doze there."

> "It's alright. We understand. We've been there." Gohan said, his face still decorated with minor bruises here and there. "Are you okay? That was an awesome battle."

Vegeta: I promise you, the next time I hear the world ‘awesome’ I will hurt somebody.

> "Yeah, I'm fine. That nap helped a bit. Just don't ask me to perform an energy attack for about.....I don't know......a year or two.

Kuno:  ::Imitating Gohan:: If you insist.

> Yes, that sounds about right." They all laughed out loud.

Lina: Not again! That wasn’t funny either! Geez!

> Even Piccolo stifled a chuckle.

> "What do you want to do?" Bulma asked Zelda.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Easy, I want to visit the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Well, I want to kidnap Russell Crowe for a huge ransom, just because I can.
Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Hmmmm, I would like to get a Slurpie from 7-11 and try to freeze time with it.
Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: I would like to play Peppermint Patty in a new, edgier Charlie Brown play called ‘Charlie Brown Goes Wild!’.

> "Whatever she says, just make sure you do it,

Kuno:  ::Imitating Krillin:: ....or else I will eat you!

> and quick. You do not want to mess with her. Look out!"

Lina:  ::Imitating Krillin:: Ahhhh, it’s a tacky homemade grenade! Heads up!

> Krillin said to Bulma.

> She laughed. "Oh, be quiet, you!

Amelia:  ::Imitating Bulma:: ....short little monk!

> But really, what do you want to do?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: The same thing we do every night, try to....oh wait, never mind

> "I don't care, as long as it has nothing at all to do with Kali. I guess I should go back to my home.

Amelia:  ::Singing:: Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

> My parents will freak if they find out I just destroyed a Saiyan.

Vegeta: Yeah, I’m really sure her parent’s know what a Saiyajin is. They would probably think a Saiyajin is the same thing as a Furby or Alf or something.

> What do you think I should do? Should I tell them I'm leaving home and be a fighter? Man, I should do that to see how they would react.

Lina: They’d probably say this:  ::Imitating Zelda’s parents:: you can do whatever you want to do honey, as long as you put your mind to it.

> But, I really should go home. Goku, would you mind?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Come Goku, to the Bat Cave! Oh wait....I don’t live there. Whoops.

> "Huh? Oh, sure! Be right back, you guys!"

Kuno: Allow me to translate what Goku just said into Internet jargon for all you ‘net junkies out there. *Ahem,* Wat? O, suuuuuure! BRB u Guyz! : -) ::Coughs:: That concludes our Internet jargon translation hour, until next time see ya!

> "Wait, you two! We have to say our goodbyes

Vegeta: Not *this* again. Fine. I bid you adieu.
Lina: Shalom.
Amelia: Bon voyage.
Kuno: Adios amigo!
Vegeta: See ya!
Lina: Later!
Amelia: Peace out!
Kuno: Have a good one!

> first! And I am coming with you." Bulma said to the two of them. Goku and Zelda were ready to
go when she startled them.

> "Yeah, goodbye, Zelda! You know we're going to come and see you!" Gohan was first to say his goodbye. He was saddened that she was leaving.

> "Yeah, we'll be seein' you. Don't

Lina:  ::Imitating Krillin:: ....let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

> go opening any more portals without telling us first."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Krillin:: ....or else, I will shove Tien’s face into a meat grinder.

> Krillin said bye with a smile on his face.

> It was about a half-hour before they were all finished saying their farewells.

Kuno: How can it take thirty minutes to say bye? ::Sweatdrop::

> "Well, bye this time guys. Just a sec."

Amelia: With those words, another hour passed by as everybody said their farewells yet again.

>
>

Vegeta: Oh no, I think I know what’s coming up next.
Lina: Yep, shield your eyes!

>***********************************************************************

Amelia: AHHHH! ::Almost has a seizure:: Those make me so dizzy. @_@;;
Lina: Told ya to shield your eyes.

> He used the Instant Transmission and brought the two girls back to Zelda's house.

Kuno:  ::Starts humming the theme song from any given Link game::

> They walked in, but only after Zelda froze time. When they entered,

Kuno: .....they found out that it wasn’t their house, in fact...it was Tenchi’s house.

> the house was empty,

Vegeta: ...because it didn’t have any people inside of it.

> and they noticed one minor difference in her home.

Amelia: ...there was a bunch of giant robots inside. No big deal though, it was only a minor difference.

> The entire back was gone!

Lina:  ::Shrugs:: So?

> Then, they found the most horrible thing.

Lina:  ::Gasps:: No, not that! Anything but being subjected to the evil that is the B-Movie ‘The Reflective Skin.’ Anything but *that!*

> Her family had been killed by Kali. "Oh my Lord! What happened?! Goku!

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Where the hell is my dinner?

> Is..no...

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ...is my pet goldfish ‘Goldy’ really dead? NOOOOOOOO!

> is my family.......no, it can't be!"

Vegeta: Yes, yes it can be.

> "I'm sorry Zelda." Goku looked as compassionate as it is possible for someone to look.

> Bulma had a look of utter

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: Look of utter? What is she, a cow?
Vegeta:  ::Glares at Kuno:: BAKA!
Kuno:  ::Blinks:: Uhhh what?
Vegeta:  ::Punches Kuno::
Kuno: Owie. @_@ What was that for?
Vegeta: What do you think, ahou?
Kuno: That’s why I was asking. ::Sweatdrop::
Vegeta: Oh.

> horror on her face.

> "What am I going to do? My family is gone! Where will I go?"

Amelia: You can always go to Crazy Uncle Ben’s House Emporium.

> "You can stay with us, I guess. Hang on, let me ask Chi-Chi. One thing. You have to unfreeze time."

> But Bulma had realized that Zelda had a thing for Gohan.

::Everybody but Amelia collectively groan::

> She could tell by the way she looked at the eleven year-old half-Saiyan.

Vegeta: ...just like a little kid in a candy store, *no* really, just like a little kid in a candy store.

> Zelda was thinking,

Kuno:  ::Shakes head sadly:: There she goes thinking again, that just might be her downfall.

> <<Oh no!>> She was grateful for Goku's kindness, but: 

Lina: ....she would have to kill him for being so kind.

> <<If I stay with them,

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....I’ll be able to stay in a house!

> Gohan will be my brother!!>>

Kuno: I don’t think so, not genetically anyway.

> She sent Bulma an urgent look.

> "Goku! I want her to stay with me! She'll never get anything to eat if she stays with you!!"

Vegeta: Well, that’s the understatement of the *week.*

> "Well, fine. I don't mind. As long as she has a family." Goku did look kind of dissapointed, but he quickly hid it. After all, Zelda had it worse.

Lina: Well maybe Zelda shouldn’t have been typing biographies for her Dragonball Z book and her family would still be here.

> "Oh, really, Bulma? You're the greatest!!" She could only wear the hugest smile.

> "Well, thanks! Besides, I think my mom has taken a liking to you."

Vegeta:  ::Facefault::
Kuno: I think her mom likes just about everybody.

> She said this with a smile on her own face.

> She was so happy. She had a family again!

Amelia:  ::Blinks:: I bet Zelda-san wanted to that the entire fic...
Lina: Probably.

> "Well, let's be going!!"

> "Alright Goku, Bulma. Just let me get some stuff...."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....my AK-47, my illegal substances, my illegal fireworks, my shotgun, my hypodermic needles, and my tank.

> She left with them.
>
> ***********************************************************************

Amelia: Not again. @_@
Kuno: When will they end, when will they end? @_@
Lina:  ::Smirks:: They already did!
Kuno: Oh.

> When they arrived,

Amelia: .....they needed to catch their flight to Osaka.

> (Zelda unfroze time) they were bombarded

Amelia:  ::Makes explosion sounds::

> with questions:  "Zelda!?" "Again!?" and

Kuno:  ::Drops to his knees:: STELLA!!!!!! Oh wait, that really isn’t a question is it?
::Everybody but Kuno sweatdrops::

> "What'd you do this time?" (That was Krillin, of course)

> "Okay, you guys. Here it is,-"

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda dribbling a basketball:: ...or is it other there? ::Points and makes dribbling sounds:: Or is it over here? ::Ditto:: Or there? ::Ditto:: Or here? ::Ditto:: Huh huh?

> "Zelda's family was....

Lina:  ::Imitating Goku:: demolished, annihilated, dismantled, pulverized, terminated, and even ::Gasps:: destroyed.

> destroyed....by Kali."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating himself:: Wow, thanks Kakarotto. I almost thought her pet hamster destroyed them.

> Goku didn't want to make Zelda say it.

Amelia:  ::Imitating Zelda:: I’m not going to speak that evil pronoun’s name!

> She had had a tough day. Why make her do this, too?

Vegeta: Because, it would be fun to.

> "Geez, you think she'd get a break. She defeated him, and he destroyed her family."

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: How is that possible anyway?

> Krillin always did see the humor (Humor? I don't think so) in a situation.

Lina: Well, we can find the humor here, ::Yawns:: but it’s too much work.
Amelia: It’s our final break minna!
::The four MSTers leave the screening room once again::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Amelia:  ::Looking at a television screen:: I like it, but do you have one that makes less asterisks?
Vegeta:  ::Dressed in a suit:: What do you want everything? Geez. Okay here. ::Pulls out a small tv:: How about this one? It’s called the ‘Squiggle-Line 5000’ and it’s made by Zenith.
Amelia:  ::Looks at the television and gets dizzy:: @_@ There are so many squiggle lines.
Vegeta: No kidding.
Amelia: All right, I’ll be going now. ::Exits::
Vegeta: Hold on one second.
::A cute little message that has a picture of a bee on it appears::
****WE’LL BEE RIGHT BACK!****
::The message disappears and Vegeta is holding Amelia by the scruff of her shirt::
Vegeta: Okay brat, buy it now!
Amelia: But I don’t want to!
::Lina walks in::
Lina: Hey!
::Flashing red lights go off::
Lina: We got fanfic sign!
::The four MSTers enter the screening room for the last time::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

> "Yeah. She's going to-"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Goku:: ...take over the world, yep, that’s what she’s gonna do.

> "I'm going to stay with Bulma." Vegeta looked astonished, but kept his mouth shut.

Vegeta: I really hate this author.

> After all, she had defeated Kali. He would not get over being inferior to a girl anytime soon, but he was impressed.

Lina:  ::Smirks:: Uh-oh Vegeta, you have another inferiority complex going now.
Vegeta:  ::Growls:: #&^$^&#%^%!&%@#
Lina:  ::Stretches:: Well, that was pointless. ::Blinks:: Oh great....I’m starting to sound like Zelgadis now.
Amelia: Hai Lina-san, you do sound sort of like Zelgadis-san does.

> Gohan's smile went from ear to ear.

Kuno: Is that physically possible?
Amelia: I think so, but you have to have a really big mouth to do it.
Kuno: Ohhh.

> He simply said, "I'm glad you are staying," and left. He hoped she wouldn't think he was rude

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Kami, what a thoughtless bastard.

> for not saying sorry. He was blushing so much, he felt he had to get out of there before the
redness changed the lighting of the room.

Lina: ....like a really cheap red fluorescent light.

> After everyone had registered their sorriness,

Kuno: Sorriness as in apologies? ::Imitating a robot:: Does not compute, does not compute. Error, error.

> Bulma escorted Zelda

Lina: Oh great, Bulma’s making money off of Zelda by using an escort service. Here I thought this fic couldn’t get worse, but I was *so* wrong.

> to the room where she would be staying. It was bigger than her old room.

Vegeta: ....which wouldn’t have been too hard for the room to be, considering her old room was a closet.

> (Well, the Briefs are a rich family.) "Zelda, are you sure you're going to be okay?"

> "Oh, yeah. I mean, I have you guys now."

Vegeta: Translation:  No, you stupid bitch!
Amelia:  ::Gasps:: Vegeta-san!
Vegeta: Oh, shut the hell up!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> Bulma knew she was thinking of Gohan more than anyone else.

> "I should be fine. It was kind of a shock to come home and find my family....."

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: .....watching Hollywood Squares.

> she choked.

> "I know, Zelda. We'll all help you out. I'm sure the guys were impressed at you.

Lina: Impressed at you eh? Is that anything like being impressed by somebody?

> Come on, you beat Kali when they couldn't."

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: You do know why don’t ya? It’s because girls rule, and boys drool!
::The voice of MV booms once again::
Voice of MV: Wellll Lina-chan, we only drool over kawaii bishojo like yourself. Kawaii Lina-chan!
Lina:  ::Slight blush and a sweatdrop::

> "Say that to Vegeta, I dare you."

Vegeta:  ::Gets up and starts punching the screen:: I REALLY HATE THIS AUTHOR!
Amelia:  ::Sweatdrop:: Vegeta-san, calm down. It’s almost over...I think.
Vegeta:  ::Sits back down and glares at the screen:: Whatever.

> They both laughed.

Kuno: There’s that ‘laughing at things that aren’t funny’ pattern again.

> "Thank you so much for letting me stay." She would say that many times over the course of her stay.

Lina: ....three more times to be exact.

> "Oh, it's okay. I know you want to stay for a special reason."

Amelia:  ::Imitating Zelda:: But how did you know I wanted to take over all of your minds so I can control the world? Darn it, now I got to start my plans all over! Thanks a lot Bulma! Geez, some people are so inconsiderate!

> She winked at Zelda and nudged her with her elbow. The newcomer to the group blushed. "So, you figured out, huh? Oh, well, it's not like it's embarrasing or anything."

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: I think she has a medical condition.

> "Don't worry. I won't tell anyone."

Lina:  ::Imitating Bulma:: .....that you turn into a duck when you get cold water splashed on you. Oh wait, wrong show.

> Now it was Zelda's turn to trust Bulma.

> They went back out to the living room

Amelia: ....where nobody lives, apparently.

> after Zelda had put all her things away. (Which took quite a while.)

> Gohan had come back out, pretending to have gone and get Chibi

Vegeta: Chibi? As in Chibi-usa and Chibi Chibi? It figures that brat would want to get little girls from Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon.
Lina: Why do you keep doing those Sailor Moon jokes Vegeta?
Vegeta: Well, Majin made me watch it....
Lina: Oh, whatever.

> Trunks and Goten to tell them Zelda was there.

> Bulma raised her eyebrows at her and she blushed again.

> "Hey, Zelda!" Gohan had recovered from his fit of redness.

Kuno: Stupid communist.

> "Wazzup,

Everybody:  ::Mocking the Budweiser commercial again, only slightly different:: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup?

> guys." She was kind of dazed.

Amelia: ....and confused. ::Blinks:: In fact, it was the Dazed and Confused soundtrack.

> Staring out into space,

Kuno: In space, no one can see you stare. ::Drum roll::
Vegeta: Baka, there’s that stupid corniness again.
Kuno:  ::Sweatdrop::

> a dead-fish

Lina: Yep, Goku has been here. Where ever a dead fish is, Goku *was* there.

> look an her face.

Vegeta::: Imitating the author:: Maybe it was even...::Gasp:: *on* her face.

> She sat down on the couch. Zelda was thinking of how different it would be with the Z team instead of her old family.

Amelia: Well, she probably wouldn’t be able to eat much with Vegeta-san and Trunks-san around.

> She was snapped out of her thoughts by Goku's hand waving in front of her face.

> "Zelda, you alright?"

> "Yeah, I'm fine." She looked around at the others. Krillin was talking to Gohan about his fight with Kali. Yamcha was talking to Goku about his own. <<Is that what they talk about when they are not fighting?>>

Vegeta: And Zelda calls herself a Dragonball Z fan too. ::Rolls eyes:: How pathetic.

> she thought.

> "Zelda, how did you do that?"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: With a magical stop watch and two packs of bottle rockets.

> Tien asked her, shaking her back into reality once again.

> "Huh? What?"

> "How did you combine those attacks?" Yamcha answered.

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda:: Easy, I used an attack combiner. Duuuuh.

> "Oh. I don't really know. Maybe we had something in

Vegeta: ....the water. It was probably something in the water.

> common, or our minds were on the same wavelength when he shot it. You know, now that's all I'll be able to think about. Thanks guys," she said sarcastically.

> "Look out, Yamcha! I told you not to get her mad! Now she'll probably blow up the building." Zelda rolled her eyes, as well as everyone else, at Krillin's remark.

> *Ping!*

Lina: What’s the ping got to do with anything?

> <<Oh, crap!! Not again!!>> The others all looked around, alarmed, at the Ki signature. "You guys......"

Amelia:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....need to make a show about two guys, a girl, and this cool pizza place.

> "Yeah. We know. Well, we better go see what the problem is." Gohan had a resigned look on his face. They had just finished a battle!

Vegeta: Damnit, don’t tell me it’s going to start all over again.

> "Wait, you guys! That feels like Kali's Ki.

Everybody:  ::Groan::

> Am I wrong?"

Lina: I hope so!

> "No, you're right! It is Kali!" Goku looked frightened.

> <<What's happenned? I thought I defeated him! NO! Now we have to fight him again!>>

Lina: This *can’t* be happening! I didn’t do anything to deserve this!

> "So, he came from my dimension back to this one?"

> "Yeah, I guess he did." His expression became gradually more intense.

> "Maybe......."

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: .....I should slip into something more revealing and...well you know.
Amelia:  ::Gasp:: Vegeta-san!
Vegeta:  ::Back to normal:: SHUT UP!
Amelia:  ::Pouts::

> Bulma paused.

Kuno: ....by pressing the ‘Start’ button.

> "Since he is not from that dimension, his injuries did not stay when he returned."

> "What!?!" was the response from most of the group.

Lina:  ::Grumbles:: That makes no sense at all, just like the rest of the fic.

> "We have to kill him all over again, I guess. We know what will beat him this time." Zelda's was the voice of reason. "He is not good against his own technique."

> "Well, let's go." They all flew away.
>
>

Amelia: Uh-oh, not again! ::Shields eyes::

>***********************************************************************
>
> "Urrrggghhhh!!

Kuno: Will this repeating letter pattern *ever* stop?

> I thought I'd never have to look at him again!!" Zelda groaned, not knowing she was actually talking. That was enough to attract Kali's attention.

> "Oh? It's you again? Come back to follow me into this dimension?"

> "This is our dimension!" Zelda yelled at him, glad she could say that about this dimension.

> "Yeah, okay. You won't beat me this time. I've gotten stronger." He powered up once more to SSJ5. They all felt the force of it.

> Gohan advanced on him, and threw a punch. It went through him!

Everybody: Nani?

> Then, he fizzled out and they could no longer feel his Ki.

Vegeta: Oh good, phew.

> They saw Dr. Briefs standing with some contraption. "Hello, there! I've just tested my newest creation! I got the idea from you guys. A false Ki radiator!

Lina: Uhhh, just because Dr. Briefs is a genius doesn’t mean he can come up with an invention that isn’t possible. Ki is lifeforce, how can you create that?

> I just enter in a few coordinates, and

Lina:  ::Imitating Dr. Briefs:: ....it creates a map, oh wait, that’s not what this doodad is. Gomen!

> it projects the image of the person with that Ki signature. What do you think?"

Kuno: That’s pretty.....
Amelia: Dumb?
Kuno: Exactly.

> He ended with a smile.

Vegeta: ...that was the only thing he was wearing.

> "Man, you scared the Hell

Kuno:  ::Imitating Zelda:: That’s the capital Hell, not the lower-cased, unimportant kind.

> out of us. It's a cool invention, though." Zelda had an exsasperated look on her face. They all looked very relieved. All of them thought that they would have to fight Kali and kill him all over again.

Lina: But only one person killed him.

> What none of them had noticed (Except Zelda) was that when they had found Kali, Gohan had protectively leapt in front of Zelda. He was worried though he knew she could hold her own.

> Zelda had to admit that she would have done the same. (And was about to before he had.)

> They all flew home, Zelda flying next to Gohan, wondering why he had done what he had done. <<Maybe.......he.....

Lina:  ::Imitating Zelda’s thought:: .....really dislikes me a lot.

> likes me? No, that can't be right. He's destined to end up with Videl.>>

Vegeta: Correction, he *does* end up with Videl.

> What she didn't know was that she had totally altered the entire dimension

Kuno: ....so it would even have less consistencies than it had before.

> as soon as she had transported Goku there.

> When they all got back to the Briefs home (Which Zelda could now say was her home as well)

Amelia:  ::Singing:: be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

> she ased Gohan if she could talk to him.

Lina: She ased Gohan? How do you ‘as’ someone anyway?

> Bulma was sure she knew what it was.

> Zelda led them both up to her room and they both sat down on the bed. Oh, this was bad.

Vegeta: Oh great, this is just as bad as a Sasami lemon.

> Zelda said:  "Gohan?"

> "Yes?" They were both blushing but neither noticed.

> "Well.......I....

Vegeta:  ::Imitating Zelda:: ....hate you! I hope you die, I hate you I hate you I *HATE* you!

> did you jump in front of me earlier to protect me?"

Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: Ummm no, it was just because I had the uncontrollable urge to jump in front of somebody...and you were the closest to me.

> "Er......"

Kuno:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....is a show about an emergency room staring George Clooney.

> He was blushing furiously red. "Yeah?" he said tentatively, as if his answer were a question, afraid of what her reaction might be.

> "Oh...Gohan....thank you.....so much!!" She wrapped her arms around his neck before she coud

Amelia: Oh look, it’s broken English! Yay, couds for everybody!
::Everybody but Amelia sweatdrops::

> stop herself.

> Gohan was startled but returned the hug.

> Zelda made herself more comfortable. She interlocked her hands around his waist now, letting him press his face against her own. They sat in the embrace for five minutes before they both broke away at the same time.

> "Zelda...I....

Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ...really like Cocoa Puffs, they’re so yummy and good!

> love.."

Lina:  ::Imitating Gohan:: ....chicken!

> "Oh, I love you too, Gohan...." she said quietly, surprised she had been able to say those three words that every story she had ever read

Kuno:  ::Blinks:: She mustn’t have read any of Majin’s stories then.

> had told her it would be hard.

> She leaned into him,

Kuno: ....literally, she leaned into him and ended up killing the poor child.

> resting her cheek on his chest.

> He leaned back and they were lying down on the bed,

Vegeta: Oh great, it’s starting now.

> Zelda on top on her side. When they realized their position, they sat back up, but neither were blushing this time.

> "Gohan...." she murmered, never wanting the embrace to never end,

Amelia: Look, it’s a double negative. Ahhh, scary!

> and they engaged

Lina:  ::Mocks the sound of throwing rice::

> in a kiss.

> The two had found love in each other.

> And they couldn't be happier.
>
> -=~*The End*~=-

Vegeta: It’s over? Great!
Kuno: The fic has ended, and we couldn’t be happier!
Lina: Well, lets get the hell out of here now!
::The four MSTers leave the screening room::

************

::Majin’s screen floated down and his evil smiling face appeared::
MV: Ohhhh, howdy minna! I bet you loved that last fic, huh?
Vegeta:  ::Scowls:: NO YOU BAKA! THAT FIC SUCKED!
MV: I’m glad you liked it Vegeta-sama. ::Smirks::
Vegeta:  ::Glares at the screen:: I WILL KILL YOU!
Lina:  ::Pushes Vegeta aside:: Let me yell at the baka! ::Screams:: YOU BASTARD MAJIN, HOW DARE YOU!
MV: Ohhh, you liked it just as much as Vegeta-sama did eh Lina-chan? Great! By the way, you still are *so* kawaii when you’re angry! ::Smiles happily::
Lina:  ::Slight blush:: BAKA!
Kuno:  ::Looks up at screen:: Hey Majin, can the next fic be very short, please?
MV: Hmmm, probably....
Kuno: Phew, good.
MV: ....not! ::Cackles::
Kuno: Noooooo!
MV: By the way Lina-chan, you have to be in my harem by five!
Lina: BAKA!

***OWARI***

Wow, the MST is over! Isn’t that great, it’s probably the longest MST ever. ^_^ I dunno, but I know it was tons of fun to do! Hehe, I hope you all like it as much as I did. Remember if you want me to MST one of your fics, just drop me a line at my e-mail address:  hellmasterfibrizo@yahoo.com and I’ll probably MST it for ya. ^_^ Anyway, until next time my friends, peace out! Oh and remember to review, or else I will.....do nothing at all. Ciao!

The MSTing of A Dream Come True - part 1